Last Sunday I had two cups of coffee and an aspirin for breakfast.
Last Sunday I had two cups of coffee and an aspirin for breakfast.
I spent all of today watching television and shopping on-line.
I told my roommate yesterday that if it comes down to it, I'll strip for rent money.
My DVR is filled with shows from Bravo, Logo, the Food Network and all the major networks.
Because I don't work during the day and nothing is on, my DVR is filled with shows I've already seen.....twice.
Sometimes I don't wake up until noon.
Sometimes I don't go outside until after the sun goes down.
I've now planned my wedding, decorated my dream home, revamped my wardrobe and learned how to socialize in rich society thanks to TV.
I've realized how lonely life is when your only human contact is the TV.
My roommate is my best friend.
My roommate is one of 6 people I speak to on a regular basis. (I'm used to that number being somewhere in the 20s.)
I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a hipster.
I'm a hipster.
I usually don't go to bed until at least 3 AM.
I usually get about 4 hours of sleep.
I am a drag queen.
I know nothing about make up.
I've realized that having pets is a lot like having kids.
I have two dogs.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my list. I find it's nice to take a moment every once and a while and just assess your life. Find the good, the bad and the ugly and try to make it all good. It also helps make me seem like I'm not a complete pessimist. The world's not all THAT bad.........sort of.
